More classic commentary lines from "The Voice" Michael Schiavello

"Feitosa is a nice Brazilian... I like a nice Brazilian... I used to tell my ex-girlfriend that all the time."

-- Michael Schiavello on Glaube Feitosa


"The only other place I've seen a Brazilian get done that quick is at my girlfriend's waxing salon"

-- Michael Schiavello on Ewerton Texeira getting KO'd quickly



"The grandparents from Willy Wonka moved more than these two guys."

-- Michael Schiavello on Dida vs Kikkuno at DREAM 10


"(Kid Yamamoto) is so small you can see his feet on his driver's license photo."

-- Michael Schiavello, DYNAMITE 2009


"God bless you Jason Miller, you are living my fantasy."

-- Michael Schiavello on Jason Miller's ring entrance at DREAM 9


"He's so big every time we walks past me I feel there should be a little man with a tuba following behind him."

-- Michael Schiavello on Jan "The Giant" Nortje at Dream 9


"Easter Island just called - the statues want their head back!"

-- Michael Schiavello on Hong Mann Choi at Dream 9


"He's so big every time he gets the munchies entire farming communities go out of business."

-- Michael Schiavello on Bob Sapp at Dream 9


"Not since the days of Nikolai Volkoff have I seen junk in Red Speedo's so beautifully presented."

-- Michael Schiavello on Minowaman


"The Badr the Badr the Badr's on fire, we dont need no water let the Badr Hari burn!"

-- Michael Schiavello on Badr Hari


"He's so tall he wears a flashing red light on his head to warn low-flying aircraft."

-- Michael Schiavello on Tim Sylvia at Adernaline IV


"You're about as useless as Yoshida's balls right now."

-- Michael Schiavello on Guy Mezger at Dynamite 2009